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There’s no playbook for defeating attractive neighbors…
Michael
Inheriting a suburban house with a white picket fence? Not my ideal dream.
Neither is my overly chipper next door neighbor. Sure, she’s drop-dead gorgeous and executes home improvement projects like a pro from some DIY show, but she’s also a murderer.
Of plants.
And my sanity.
My plan to avoid her would be easier if my football career hadn’t gone down the toilet, leaving me to live in an old house with maintenance issues and rose bushes that need protection.
From my neighbor.
You know what else needs protection? My heart.
Good thing I know a little something about defense.
Rosie
For someone with severe anxiety, buying a fixer-upper has its perks. Sanding drywall or installing hardwood floors after clocking out at my monotonous day job is the ideal deterrent for social obligations.
And I’m nailing it…until I accidentally kill my new neighbor’s plants.
And spray him with the water hose.
Possibly not by accident.
Mr. Chiseled Physique is kind of a grump, but I’ve made it a personal goal to see his genuine smile.
No matter how many lame jokes it takes.
And with his house in need of repair, I’ve got the tools and the perfect opportunity to wrench it out of him.
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There’s no playbook for defeating attractive neighbors…
Michael
Inheriting a suburban house with a white picket fence? Not my ideal dream.
Neither is my overly chipper next door neighbor. Sure, she’s drop-dead gorgeous and executes home improvement projects like a pro from some DIY show, but she’s also a murderer.
Of plants.
And my sanity.
My plan to avoid her would be easier if my football career hadn’t gone down the toilet, leaving me to live in an old house with maintenance issues and rose bushes that need protection.
From my neighbor.
You know what else needs protection? My heart.
Good thing I know a little something about defense.
Rosie
For someone with severe anxiety, buying a fixer-upper has its perks. Sanding drywall or installing hardwood floors after clocking out at my monotonous day job is the ideal deterrent for social obligations.
And I’m nailing it…until I accidentally kill my new neighbor’s plants.
And spray him with the water hose.
Possibly not by accident.
Mr. Chiseled Physique is kind of a grump, but I’ve made it a personal goal to see his genuine smile.
No matter how many lame jokes it takes.
And with his house in need of repair, I’ve got the tools and the perfect opportunity to wrench it out of him.
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