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Perfectly Grumpy

By Grace Worthington
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Level 2 Intimacy
No Innuendo
Zero Swearing
Zero Violence
Adult
No LGBTQ Content

Trigger Warnings

Grief

Book Details

Genre

Romantic Comedy

Publisher

Self Published

Series

Perfect Crush Hockey Romance

Book #

3

Point of View

Dual First Person

Length

Novel
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Audiobook Details

Narrators

Liam Lambert, Stefanie Kay

Narration Type

Dual

Synopsis

A grumpy hockey player. A sunshine PR queen. And one fake relationship that changes everything.

The first rule of hockey PR?
Never. Date. A. Player.

Which shouldn’t be a problem—Tate Foster is the least dateable guy on the team.
Logical. Bookish. Allergic to chaos.
He hates attention almost as much as he dislikes me, the team’s PR rep.

But when I rope him into a social media stunt to boost his image, the unthinkable happens: it works.
Suddenly, Tate—aka “Sheriff”—is looking like boyfriend material.
And those dimples he tries to hide?
Yeah…they’re messing with my professional objectivity.

Then my ex crashes my family reunion, and I need a date fast.
Tate offers to return the favor by pretending to be my boyfriend.

Now we’re sharing a sofa bed in a too-small cabin, fake flirting in front of my entire family, and crushing the Family Olympics like our future depends on it.

The PR plan was simple.

The rules were clear.

So why am I the only one completely, hopelessly falling for the act?

A perfect blend of heartwarming moments and laugh-out-loud humor, this closed-door hockey romcom is packed with grumpy-sunshine charm, hilarious hijinks at a family reunion, and one week of fake dating that changes everything—perfect for fans of Leah Brunner, Emma St. Clair, Jenny Proctor, and My Big Fat Greek Wedding.

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KINDLE UNLIMITED
AUDIOBOOK
Amazon

*Affiliate link — I may earn a commission*

Audible

Perfectly Grumpy

By Grace Worthington

Genre

Romantic Comedy

Publisher

Self Published

Series

Perfect Crush Hockey Romance

Book #

3

Point of View

Dual First Person

Length

Novel

Narrator(s)

Liam Lambert, Stefanie Kay

Narration Type

Dual
fake datinggrumpy sunshinehockeyone bed

Found a trope you love? → Tap it to explore more ❤️

Content Guide

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Level 2 Intimacy
No Innuendo
Zero Swearing
Zero Violence
Adult
No LGBTQ Content

Trigger Warnings

Grief

Synopsis

A grumpy hockey player. A sunshine PR queen. And one fake relationship that changes everything.

The first rule of hockey PR?
Never. Date. A. Player.

Which shouldn’t be a problem—Tate Foster is the least dateable guy on the team.
Logical. Bookish. Allergic to chaos.
He hates attention almost as much as he dislikes me, the team’s PR rep.

But when I rope him into a social media stunt to boost his image, the unthinkable happens: it works.
Suddenly, Tate—aka “Sheriff”—is looking like boyfriend material.
And those dimples he tries to hide?
Yeah…they’re messing with my professional objectivity.

Then my ex crashes my family reunion, and I need a date fast.
Tate offers to return the favor by pretending to be my boyfriend.

Now we’re sharing a sofa bed in a too-small cabin, fake flirting in front of my entire family, and crushing the Family Olympics like our future depends on it.

The PR plan was simple.

The rules were clear.

So why am I the only one completely, hopelessly falling for the act?

A perfect blend of heartwarming moments and laugh-out-loud humor, this closed-door hockey romcom is packed with grumpy-sunshine charm, hilarious hijinks at a family reunion, and one week of fake dating that changes everything—perfect for fans of Leah Brunner, Emma St. Clair, Jenny Proctor, and My Big Fat Greek Wedding.

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Physical Intimacy Levels

Level 1

  • Holding hands or affectionate touching
  • Compliments or confessing love
  • Low-description kissing
  • Tender embraces or cuddling
  • Blushing and sighing
  • Non-descriptive discussions of sex
  • Established relationships
  • Fade to black if married
  • Any sexual encounters are only referred to from the past, not described or shown on page
 

Level 2

  • Touch that signals attraction
  • No touching in the underwear zone
  • Long kisses, lightly descriptive
  • Deeper kisses, tongue implied but not described
  • Feeling warm or flushed
  • Gasping, deep sighs, light growls or groans
  • Thinking or speaking about desire in a non-descriptive way
  • Fade to black for established relationships after a scene that matches this level, though this may be unpopular if they are not married
 

Level 3

 

  • Hands moving, still not in the underwear zone
  • French kissing with tongue described
  • Make-out sessions that still follow these guidelines
  • Feeling hot or sweaty
  • Heavier gasping, groaning, deep growls, or panting
  • More frantic moments and some loss of control
  • Male shirt may come off, but nothing else
  • Leg may straddle waist, but no mention of arousal
  • If characters lie down together, there should be little description of contact or movement
  • May happen in a bedroom or on a bed, but should be interrupted or end with a fade to black scene
  • Focus stays on the emotion
  • Fade to black should still happen between married couples or at the end of the book between engaged or committed couples

Innuendo Levels

Level 0 — None

  • No sexual innuendo
  • No suggestive humor
  • No crude or sexual jokes

Level 1 — Minimal

  • Minimal innuendo or double meanings
  • Light teasing
  • Mild crude or dad humor
  • Not frequent or strong

Level 2 — Moderate

  • Moderate suggestive humor
  • Double meanings
  • Sexual tension
  • May include crude or sexual jokes

Level 3 — Heavy

  • Heavy innuendo
  • Strong suggestive dialogue
  • Frequent crude or sexual humor

Swearing Levels

Zero

  • No swearing

Mild

  • Up to 10 uses of “hel*” or “dam*”

Moderate

  • 10+ uses of “hel*” or “dam*”
  • And/or use of bodily swear words like “shi*,” “as*,” etc.

Severe

  • 30+ swear words
  • And/or any use of the F-word one or more times

Violence Levels

Zero

  • No on-page violence

Mild

  • Violence is present without detail or only referenced vaguely
  • May briefly mention blood or injuries
  • Comparable to a G-rated movie

Moderate

  • Violence is more frequent and/or more detailed
  • Can be more intense
  • Injuries may be lightly described
  • Comparable to a PG-rated movie

Severe

  • Violence is more detailed and frequent
  • Blood may be mentioned and injuries may be described in detail
  • Comparable to a PG-13-rated movie

Intimacy Levels

Level 1

  • Holding hands/Affectionate touching
  • Compliments/confessing love
  • Low-description kissing
  • Tender embraces/cuddling
  • Blushing and sighing
  • Non-descriptive discussions of sex
  • Established relationships
  • Fade to black if married
  • Any sexual encounters from past only referred to, not described or on-screen

Level 2

  • Touch that signals attraction
  • No touching in underwear zone
  • Long kisses, lightly descriptive
  • Deeper kisses, tongue implied not described
  • Feel warm/flushed
  • Gasping, deep sighs, light growls and groans
  • Thinking/speaking about desire non-descriptive
  • Fade to black for established relationships after a scene that matches this level – but may be unpopular if not married

Level 3

  • Hands moving, still not in underwear zone
  • French kiss with tongue described
  • Make-out sessions still follow guidelines
  • Feel hot, sweating
  • Heavier gasping, groaning, deep growls, panting
  • More frantic and lose some control
  • Male shirt may come off, but nothing else
  • Leg may straddle waist, but no mention of arousal
  • If they lay down together anywhere, use little description of contact/moving
  • May happen in a bedroom or on a bed, but should be interrupted or end with fade to black scene. Keep focus on the emotion.
  • Fade to black should still happen between married couples or at the end of the book between engaged/committed couples.